“The Schmerztal Darkbones are a known quantity to Coach Chainsaw. He took the game anyway. What followed was 16 violent turns, with chaos warriors caught underfoot. My best warrior niggled, one of my best beastmen aged and niggled. I went into this game with 4 players out and in bad shape, and came out of it with 4 players out and in even worse shape. The useless apothecary got fried - I'm not sure whether the players deliberately misread the memo that the apothecary should be fired or whether they were just furious at his incompetence.”