“Amazing, glorious, extravagant!

I had only 7 players available for this game, due to injuries, and 20 points lower strength!
My opponent easily scored the first TD, even though I was the reciever. I figured I'd lose 0-5... But then things started happening. My few brave warriors used every trick in the book to not only stop the Amazons, but to score the equalizer in the last turn of the first half. Richie Blokkmore threw a Long Bomb to catcher Jum Bum Ju-Vee just in time for the whistle.
Scoring a TD against overwhelming odds gave my players a moral boost of demonic proportions. Richie Blokkmore managed to steal the ball from the Amazons and through a powerfull effort by my linebackers he managed to run downfield and score my second TD.

The last TD was nothing short of spectacular. My guys had stolen the ball from the opponents on my on half. I knocked up an opening for one of my blitzers to run like crazy up to midfield and hand the ball over to my wicked Ogre, Meaty Loaf. He in turn blitzed himself down my opponent's half. The amazon's left on my half of the field stood in awe of this brilliant move. They tried their best to stop the rampaging Ogre, but to no avail. Meaty easily walked into the endzone in the last few seconds of the game.

What was thought to be a high numbered defeat turned out to be a glorious victory and an example of the true art of war. Sun-Tzu would be proud!

Bagge played a good game, but the frail armor of his females was no match for Meaty Loaf's huge fist of doom.”