“The wet and diseased from the Black Lagoon, showed just how wet and diseased they can be in this farcical game of Bowl.
The amount of turnovers caused must be at a record high for the Biological, largely due to what many post match commentators described as tactical incompetence.
Both coaches have to look over their shoulders, because the Coaching License Revoking Committee surely had a couple of new names added to their lists today.
“Kondor met Coach Balle at mid field, and each exchanged a shrug and a nod. This was easily amongst the ugliest matches ever played upon a blood bowl field. The only awards given were MVPs for each team. Neither team could even manage a completion, let alone a TD.
This brings the record of the Longbeards to 2-5-7. It will be a cold day before this team will be much of a challenge to anyone.
On the bright side, the team's runner was named MVP for learning how to block. I wish he would have shown that on the field.
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Thanks for the match Balle. The game was atrocious, but the comedy of errors was enjoyable due to your attitude.”
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The amount of turnovers caused must be at a record high for the Biological, largely due to what many post match commentators described as tactical incompetence.
Both coaches have to look over their shoulders, because the Coaching License Revoking Committee surely had a couple of new names added to their lists today.
// Cheers mate.”