“Bad Bay Hackers™ 1 - 2 Lorien's Chosen II

The crowd - 48000 strong - was surprisingly extatic for this backwater match between two inexperienced teams. This bunch of low-lives got fed up with how the match was shaping up to be that they decided to invade the pitch before the second half. This disruption didn't hinder the agile wood elves, who went on to score the equaliser before half-time.

Pegleg was not happy with his players as they filed in in the smelly locker-room. "Now you sorry bunch of losers! You listen to me," he yelled, swiping at the nearest player with his hook, missing his head by mere inches, "these are wood elves we're playing against!" Nobody met his gaze as he continued his pep-talk. "Now if you don't spread the love, I'll see to that you won't forget this match in a million years, you hear me?!"

"Ay ay coach!"

"Now go out there, bring me a bucket full of blood, and also I'd like you to start to taste the life of a real Blood Bowl player." As the players were walking out they could hear him from the doorway, yelling down the aisle, "and don't forget to win, you pig-skinned rats!"

So the second half did prove to be as pegleg wanted it, with one wood elf lying on the field, his helmet smashed and brain tissue flowing onto the pitch. This sent Pegleg into a frenzy. Two more wood elves had to be carried off of the pitch before the game was ended, though the team didn't succeed winning the match, Pegleg was a little more proud of his team. Some even dared to meet his gaze in the locker-room.

"Now that was better, but not good! I don't want you to slip up like you did, leaving your defense all open. OK, you managed to ALMOST score at the end, but that's not enough in the future. A ream Blood Bowl team wins and kills, you did only one thing today, but i'm willing to look beyond as this was your first match. Now see you tomorrow on the training groun!"

"But surely a team needs to re-" Pegleg stopped just as he was exiting the door, turned on his wooden leg and gave Aderyn a sharp look. "What did you say, little maggot?"

"N-n- Nothing coach!"

"Thought so, now be ready in fifteen!" With that he was gone and the room fell dead silent.”