“This match has to be recorded as one of the most clumsy in dwarven history.

Rumors report that longtime Chaos Dwarf fan Bokko Skuttletooth decided to lend a little "help" to his favored team by messing with the Steel [Box]es beer just before the match.

Problem was, being Bokko an average hobgoblin and having him the average brains and wits of an hobgoblin, he ended up unwittingly drugging the beverages of both teams.

The result was a rather embarassing number of failed blocks and go for it on both teams and a general incapacity of scoring even a single touchdown.

Notable fact was the rather good and friendly mood that haunted the troll slayers for all the match (thus making their dauntlessness rather ineffective).

The only damage of note was endured by Chaos Dwarf Blocker Ivan IV of Russia who had his left foot badly broken in a block with Dwarf Longbeard Thomm (who actually tripped and heavily fell on said foot).

Both team's coaches did not release interviews after the match. Bokko Skuttletooth - in the meantime - has gone missing.. everyone who has news about him please contact the following number...”