“ABBA - game 1:

Girls Without Mercy faced some dark elves and had to do it without Belle (tackle/MB/PO blitzer) due to evil sabotage by the dark elves! Challenging Belle to a game of drinks before the game...she was drunk and missed the game completely. Alas, it was okay because the rest of the girls picked up the slack. A fairly quick score by the girls to start the game nearly turned into disaster as the dark elves looked to even it up...but failed the gfi to score and on turn 8, the girls went coast to coast to score and make it 2-0 halftime lead. Quickly stealing the ball thanks to perfect defense in the second half and it was 3-0. Finally managed to surf a dark elf (had tried all game) - and the crowd ate the AG 5 dodging dark elf. More dark elves exited the pitch and it was just an overwhelming onslaught of girls who scored to make it 4-0 at the buzzer. Good start to the season! ”