“Worst dicing I've seen in a while. 53% doesn't do Jan's dice justice.

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So i'm hanging out in chat, trying to get my 7man lizard team a recovery match and then in comes Jan who asks chat if anyone wants a recovery match vs his hellfishes. Instantly, we get a game going.

I get ironman as the handicap, and stick it on a skink. I kick and...BLITZ! Blitz down one guy, get enough guard on the line to make things difficult and a skink in the back for the ball. Jan stands up the knocked down guy, blitzes down a skink and then goes for the ball. One go for it...1! rerolled to sucess. Then goes ot pick up the ball with his 4agility guy, and it's a 1 again. I beat up his line, a skink deals a niggling injury which is apothed. All but one or two of his guys are on the ground. My SS skink in the back gets up close to the ball. Jan stands up his guys, and then sends a blitzer down to grab my skink. A GFI is required, but those are easy, right? 1! Rerolled to...1! I think it's then that I kill his ogre, and KO his only DP. I grab the ball and score.

THings are bad for the hellfish...but it's only T3. I set up, he sets up, I kick...BLITZ!!

And on and on and on...

The game was a crushing defeat. The only glimmer of hope was the insane score led by Fabio Fazzi's short pass, in a TZ and with the sun in his eyes.

I've played Jan three times now, this was by far the least fun. But Jan took the defeat with good cheer. Kudos to you for that, Jan, I appreciate it:)

Best of luck getting the team back together, Jan. Hope we can play again with fair dice.”