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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-02-25 05:44:22
CTV 1430k Dwarf
2
Winnings 50k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/1/2
 
 
Human CTV 1380k
0
40k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
0/0/0 Casualties
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Knuckle dusters are standard issue and besides the ref has been paid ummmm anyways ....

For some reason the lads seemed to get a little down and dirty this game, must have been the snide height related comments passed on the pitch - the humies should really remember not to sledge someone whose fists are at groin level!

Young McCavity did a stirling job on Sirikan Velin, and our medical advice is not to keep paying for his "coma" because you can see the little strings they are pulling to make the corpse twitch.

Rematch whenever you like Meph, you played hard but were beaten by bad luck (and not enough rerolls). Good game mate!


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#10 Sirikan Velin – Dead (RIP)
Eeeeeeayyaaaaaa!

Who gave the Stunties the special steel knuckle dusters! Own up, it was you at the back, wasn't it? I can see it in your eyes...

Flip man, I really got my arse handed to me in this game. In nice bite size chunks to boot!

Siri's not QUITE dead, the docs assure me. Or at least, they claim that's what that little tremor he was making means. They said it was a new condition, I think they called it a coma.

Of course, this may just be a scheme to get more money outta me by putting a corspe on a shrine bed, but I'm an optimist dammit!

Good game Elan, and wake up soon Siri! We need you back!

EDITO: Check my team's page in a couple for a extended version of the same. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you may just even shake your heads at the desperate attempts at rationalisation of a downhearted Coach! At any rate, it should make for a good read!
 
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