“As usual with me, going in to a game as massive favourite means that I fail to win.

The first half was going pretty well. Then a disconnect, a reload, and it starts to fall apart. The pows from the first 5 turns disappeared. The dwarfs take to dodging as if they were elves. One bull marauds past several skeletons in some really unlikely dodging (curse stand firm) and Jokaero does well to make room for a 1d hit by the other bull on the ball carrier, Anubis, killing him. The ball drops between the bulls. 2 turns and 14 dice later and both bulls are still standing, and it's half time and 0-0. A bit frustrating, and probably the only tactical mistake I made, and even then only exposed by dwarf dodging, 1d blocking, and the said bull blitz and survival.

The second half, frustrating goes out the window. 3 mummies get KO'd as his mighty blow and dirty player show far more effectiveness than mine. A turn 5 score looks inevitable, before the only real misfortune of the game for Jokaero when his bull fails to go for it to score. Somehow, despite Nuffle hating me, it's overtime. I guess Nuffle doesn't like Jokaero, just hates him less!

My massive strength advantage had paid off though, and with 4 mummies and only 1 bull on the pitch, I'm probably an even bigger favourite to win overtime than I was the main game. Ramtut is off the pitch almost as soon as he was back on it. (He spent more than half the match KO'd - I must put a per-turn clause in his next contract.) It gets worryingly even as my injury causing isn't keeping up with his KO successes, but still it was only a 5+ dodge to blitz that stopped me from scoring in overtime (made). Even then, a 3+ to pick up the scatter and and I can score (failed).

Toss of the coin, naturally, followed the path of the match and congrats on Jokaero to surviving a game that, on paper, was hopeless. I get to lament another terrible display of dice. I wouldn't mind luck statistics on FUMBBL - I'd love to see my average because I reckon it's pretty damn low. (Note, final luck counter is messed up as we had to reload right near the end of the match.)”