“With bloodstained weapons pointed to the sky, we swear the sacred oath to loath docile ways! Into battle we ride, warcry and fists of steel made ready! Engage giants point blank for glory and pain!

Hail Keith Marks who's flawless agility sets Pluggy on his way to the netherworlds! Let thy soul wander as it pleases, but thy head remains with me!

And to Master of the wind, who's last second battle with multiple ogres yields fruit as he tosses the ball to Scummer, who's hands of fate bring this day VICTORY!!! Now, ancient warrior, upgrade to FIVE agility and take thy place in Charioteer history to be the first to achieve 6 skills!

But most of all, upon this most unholy night, we witness the return of the Warlord, DeMaio! Hate from beyond the grave, manifest to man! Ride into the blackness and conquer all you behold!”