“Army rangers won acclaim and gold for their bravery in facing an increasingly-nasty Tzeentchian outfit. Sadly, Corporal Joker and Sgt Barnes gave their lives to earn it, while Privates Tex and Taylor suffered groin injuries at the hands of the Changelord's Servants.
In classic Chaos fashion, the three scores came from the team stomping everyone on the opposing team into submission and marching the ball in, with TDs distributed between the rookie Chaos Warriors. Big heroes of the day were Lord Morack, who notched 2 casualties and a score, and Grashnak, who finally squished his first human before being taken out by Sgt. Horvath. The game ball was inexplicably won by Thos, who contributed sod all to the team effort besides a few opportunistic blocks. Lord Morack, who's looking even stronger now than the typical Chaos warrior, was heard grumbling (respectfully!) about the Lord of Change's fickle ways...”