“One hour before the match:

"Alright everyone, it's time to warm up! Grab your knives and forks, chef's prepared us all a hearty steak! There's enough for everybody, so no need to ru... HEY! Leave some for me you slimy maggots!" - Andy 'Food's Up' Dewid.

On the pitch, greeting the opponent:

"Burp. 'Scuse me. Good morning ladies! How do you do!" *vigourous shaking of hands* "Oh pardon me, didn't realise my hands were so greasy, wipes of no problem!" *demonstrates wiping of the hands on own shirt* - 'Potbelly' Grimmuns, team captain.

During the match:

"Wha' happened? Who died? Ol' 'Potbelly'? Can I have his post-match snack?" - 'Chew-a-Lot' Bandini.

Half-time:

"Only one player dead! No worries! Only 1 - 0 down! No worries! We can do this! Hut! Hut! Hut! Which son of a rat ate all the half-time sausages?" - Lanneg 'The Fork' Nodger, replacing the sadly deceased 'Potbelly'.

After the match:

"Hah! They only managed to kill four of us - and Chef managed to dribble some of that Wondersoup of his down Benbo's throat to revive him! And even so it was Softroots and Fairbark what killed hurt us most - not their fault they try very hard to complete the set-pieces we hear about all the time in the Bloodbowl Gazetteer - uh, I mean, the ones we practice in training... Yeah, that's it. Anyway, it's obvious that we're the moral victors! Time for a funeral feast! Come on lads!" - Benny tumbledown, second stand-in captain of the day.”