“Battle upon the timeless planes of insanity, marks the end of days for Columbus Clobberer! We send ye to the lowest depths of Hell with mace in hand! To the lairs of heartless horrors you shall conquer in glory of the wheel!

DeMaio "We end in defeat. But we walk away trimmed in weight and with the prize of Wilhelm Froh, a gruesome display of the power of the Dark Avenger...Black Lord of Pain! Now stand forth, Chains, and upgrade to dauntless! Show the world that none can bar thy way! and to Battle Horn, the raging warrior, upgrade to dirty player...send all that lay on the ground...INTO the ground!"

The charioteers race off in the night, leaving behind only a pond of blood, and the wastes of fire!”