“The long awaited matchup between Dark Moments and Their Blackest Hour. 2 Teams whose future never seemed so bright before. Oh how wrong the team managers were ones again. This was one of those epic battles about going after the ball which would cleanse the teams of their weakest players.

The game starts, and elves set up to receive the ball. But before they can react to the ball being kicked, The J-man grabs the closest gobbo (which happens to be one of the teams best players) and tosses it at the elf receiver, narrowly missing. Looks like Niko lands on his face... No... No, he makes a clever move and jst rolls forward towards the likely place of the ball landing. At the same time, Terodos starts running at the elf LOS like a bull on steroids... He is gona blitz that el... Nah.. he slipped on something and falls flat on his face just next to the elf LOS, this doesnt look so promising for Terodos. After all, Adina, also known as "The Stomper" is standing right next to him with an evil smile on his face. But wait, Niko "The Annoying git" catches the ball and is standing just a few meters from the EZ, will the elves manage to bring him down?

The elves recover quickly from the suprise and send in a blitzer to guard Niko and the elf receiver makes his blitz! WOW! Niko is still standing and even clser to the EZ than he was before! Oh, I can see what the elves are thinking, never mind the ball, there's a troll down on the LOS. A few elves gather around Terodos, signalin for Adina to do the dirty work. Adina takes a few running steps and gives Terodos exactly what most of the crowd cheering thinks he has coming for him. Terodos is hurt! Nothing serious looks like he'll just be out for the rest o the game. The gobbo coach nevertheless sends the Dr. Feelgood on the pitch, to see if Terodos could still finnish the game. Dr. Feelgood takes a look at Terodos and realises that the game is oer for Terodos and signals for the stretcher to be brought to carry the troll known as "Mr. Glass" to the fans and team mates.

J-man realizing that the ball is way out of his throwing range, bitzes at the nearest elf, just bumping him into the ground. Waiting for Dibba, known as The surgeon (not for his healing abilities, but for his ability to remove oppo players off the pitch like a surgeon would operate on a cancer), to finnish off the poor elf. But nothing... And Niko dodges towards the EZ for the first goal of the game. Their Darkest Hour fans waving their black team t-shirts in the air and cheering (also stealing a few hot dogs from the hot dog guy in the chaos).

Elves leave a lone receiver at the back of the field again, and prepare to punish those gobbos for their dirty tactics. Wait, what's that? Seems the fans of both teams are running at the ref, the elf fans accusing the ref of gobbos starting tomove before the kickoff and the gobbo fans shouting that the ref is biased, how else could he not have noticed that foul against Terodos. Oh no, this cant be good... I think that ref is the second casualty of this game. I really hope they find a replacement, since it has to be really difficult to umpire the game with no eyes or hands. I'd say his career is over. And we were pretty sure he would be umpiring the next Fumbbl majors. The ball is kicked and the elves shove a few gobbos around and even remove a few of them off the pitch and start building a semi cage sort of a formation close ti midfield. The elf coach shouts for Adina to fill in that missing gap in the cage, but Adina goes off and stomps on the nearest gobbo. Retro is hurt, I repeat Retro is hurt!

J-man continues where he left off and blitzes the closest elf, trying to take out the elf he jumps on the elf and shoves his big spiky elbow at Lara's throat... Lara is out... The rest of the gobbos do as Niko instructs them and follow nikos lead and gather aroud the elf cage. Elves start shoving gobbos down again and Adina just starts laughing the crazy hermit laugh he always does, stomping and kicking at the gobbos laying around. But Niko manages to stay on his feet and next to Franziska, who is holding the ball.

J-man once again blitzes at the nearest Jacqueline... Gets the elf down with no noticialbe effect. What? Niko looks like he is gonna try to take out Franziska, he realy should wait until there were more gobbos to help with the block... Oh! Wow! Niko shows again why he is the star of the team, he takes down an elf blitzer killing Franziska in the process. The suprised elf coach is just too stunned and it takes just those couple of seconds too long to recover and send their teams apoth Miles "The Mechanic" O'Brien to help Franziska but it's already too late... The ballbounce free and Dirty Dibba runs for it. Grabbing the ball but he just cant resist to get some pay back for his fallen team mate and kicks Jacqueline... Oh my... that looks bad... Jacqueline will recover, but that does look a bit career threatening.

Elves shocked at losing 2 of their players, one of whom was the team captain, just cant do anything to the gobbos... They keep dodging and side stepping those blocks and blitzes. And Dibba running towards the EZ with a few gobbos covering his back. The elves furiously try to take down Niko... Niko dodges! Niko dodges... POW! They got him... I wouldnt want to be laying down on the ground there... Look at Adina! She looks like a woman who has just poured cyanide into her husbands beer... She's going for it! Ooh... Nadina! Stop! He's out if you keep jumping on his face he'll... What ever! I dont think there's anything we can do for Niko anymore... Oh, while every one was looking at Adina stomping Niko's face in, Dibba sneaks in for the touchdown! Is this the suprise eeryone has been waiting for? Gobbos leading 2-0 before half time? Seriously, do you think the gobbos will have any players left at this rate? Adina is doing the same to the gobbo team as stunty reform did to the stunty leeg!

Frustrated elves set to receive again playing vs 5 gobbos and a troll, no make that 4 gobbos and no troll now, shouldnt be this difficult, should it. The elf team is just having one of their Dark Moments again. There's no stopping these elves now. Looks lke the gobbos do try, but they lost most of their drive when Niko got killed. Doesnt really help trying to look at J-Man for advice on what to do... There the elves go, to make it 2-1 for half time.

Welcome to the second half of this game, I would call it a grudge match, but I dont remember these coaches or teams facing each other before. IT'S BRUTAL! IT'S BLOODY! IT'S BLOODBOWL!

The gobbos set to receive, 3 gobbos and a troll vs 7 elves. It's a short kick! wait! The elves take the gobbos by suprise, they decided to use the dirty tactic the gobbos used in the first half and didnt wait for the whistle. We have a whistle? Yeah, they found some guy who said he's willing to umpire the rest of the game. Though he seems a bit scared of both teams. I guess he's just waiting for this to be over and doesnt want to really interfere with the blood thirsty gobbos or the elves with payback in mind.

Jennifer takes out Ari leaving only 2 gobbos and a troll on the pitch. Adina walks lazyly right next to Jennifer and shouts at her for not leaving Ari for her to handle: "You know your job is just to run after the ball! You cant do any real damage! Wuzzy! That gobbo will be back, if you had left it for me, it would be DEAD by now!" Jennifer blushes and is slightly embarrased for beeing such a n00b. She's been told time and time again "If you leave a gobbo alive, they'll come and stick it to you later".

J-Man is just overwhelmed by all these elves standing around him...He looks at Adina, almost recognizing her face and utters the words "huh?" Dibba realizing that J-Man is daydreaming again about a beatiful (though very evil) elf bride, decides to make a run for it. Just to make it look like he is still playing, he runs past Denise, slightly tapping her on the shoulder, hoping fans wouldnt realize the difference. Niilo grabs the ball and runs the wrong way! towards their own EZ!

Four elves gather around J-Man and Denise goes after the gobbo bal carrier. Adina shakes her head and mutters "Will she ever learn" as she watches Denise blitz and take down herself and Niilo... 2 Meters away from "Dirty" Dibba... You know you'd rather be knocked out like Niilo than be prone that close to Dibba.

Dibba knows Denise has been feeling a bit under the wind lately and also realizes that if the ref catches him now, he'll be safe. "Let that stupid troll take care of himself" and dodges away for the kill. Denise is still alive... though stuned she wont be getting up anytime soon... J-man still stares at Adina, standing a few meters away and manages to blurt out: "It was you!" Before the elves take him down and Adina starts doing what she does best. But J-man can take a lot of punishment, that's one thing he learned at the Boston Catholic Troll School For Orphan Trolls... What unimaginable punishments he must have gone through as a kid... Always regenerating for the next mass.

Looks like Dibba realizing that he could try to blitz the elf ball carrier or do what he does best... Yeah, should have known... He isnt known for his daring blitzes... Ouch that's gotta sting but it's nothing serious. Seems both teams are doing the same thing, I mean Adina is still jumpin on J-Man inmidfield!
Looks like Adina didnt care about Vanessa scoring... She's still stomping on J-Man... I hope her team mates will drag her off him and into defensive formation and let that poor troll stand up. Ok, here we go... Even though it did take 5 elves to get her off that troll...

J-Man and Dibba on the goblin team looing a bit unsure of themselves on the LOS. They didnt really think the coach would sacrifice 2 of the teams best players for LOS duty vs 8 elves... I think Dibba can still remember the number of times he was blocked when he was a rookie doing LOS duty... J-Man takes down Denise and Dibba finishes her off... That could be career threatening!

The elves decide Dibba is just too dangerous to be on the field... So they hold him down and Aina comes along and smirks.: "So you wanna play with the big boys? I dont think you got what it takes! 7th foul of the game n00b!" And KOs Dibba

J-Man manages to jump up and take down Adina... Now why? Why would he want to piss off Adina like that? We all know she's got a bit of a bad temper. Looking at the gobbo boxes... Looks like they wont be that strong for their next game. What I dont understand, is why? Why didnt they bring Nobbla to this game. We all know the team could afford it if they wanted?

The elves pick up the ball and gather around J-Man... Adina is standing up! She looks mighty pissed at J-Man blocking her last turn... BOOM! Looks like they are carrying J-Man towards the BH box... Ooh, that same regen that saved him so many times in that Orphanage, is gonna put him into harms way again.... Well, the "ref" sees that there are no more gobbo players, thinks the elves wont mind if he sends Adina off.

Ok, it is crunch time... Score is tied 3-2 and 2 gobbos and a troll face off vs 6 elves... Anything could happen. Gobbos set up to receive for a TTM which would guarantee atleast a tie... But no! J-man shoves an elf out of his way and runs off to cover the ball! What is he thinking? Does he really think he could score the game winning goal? Hah, he didnt have the time! Ari beat him to the ball but dropped it!

Elves cage around the gobbo team and Vanessa runs off with the ball... With 2 gobbos racing behind. Bang, Ari manages to sarifice himself and take down Vanessa to prevent her from scoring. The ball is loose and Jessica races towards the EZ to wait for that pass... Oh she slipped... Ref blows the whistle and this one is over.

I bet both teams will be feeling this one for quite a while...








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