“February 10th, 2009

The first time I won MVP in a game was against Dark Elves. As I remember, we lost that game, but like this one, there were deep wounds inflicted.

This was my first game starting as Captain of the Vermin, and faced with a team of mostly rookies looking to me for guidance(the greenest Vermin outfit fielded since being in Qpool all those years ago, yes Qpool, remember that Old Timers??), I devised a quick plan.

"Push them over men, and we shall kick them in their faces!"

With this wise plan hatched, We set to work.
I saw Hotfoot on the ground early, with his face exposed.
"Go for it Sasch" I yelled, and Sascha did, blockicking Hotfoot squarely in the face. I was impressed, so I got into some face kicking of my own, kicking Sunrise's face so soundly the apothecary was called out.
While we'd been doing the serious business of face kicking, we'd also been goofing around with the ball trying to score, but the Dark Elves KO'd Frenzten and myself for our troubles. As I was helped from the field, I remember a voice yelling "Kick them! Kick their faces!!". The voice sounded like mine....

When I returned from the KO bin, Comfy Chair had been seriously injured by a Sascha kick to the face, but there were still plenty of unkicked Dark Elf faces leering at me, mocking me, with their unkickedness.

I saw Waterboard try and block my kick with his face, but he botched it up and died. Sunrise looked over to see what had happened, but this just exposed his face, and BAM, he too was face kicked to death by my feet.

We were on a roll, and after the Dark Elves kicked off again, I kicked Shocks off, badly hurting his face. My feet needed a brief rest, and with Sasch out, Louise ran over and did some nice face kicking on The Bill to close out his involvement in the game, and the first half.

The second half saw me require immediate medical attention, to avoid being badly hurt by a Iron Maiden face kick. I got my own back by repeatedly kicking Lost's face, till he died.

We'd been trying to score during all this, but I probaby got distracted by the glorious face kicking, and almost left our run at victory too late. Still, a 2-3 loss, with a massive victory in the casualties isn't too bad for a team worth less than half of its opposition. I'll learn from this, and we'll grow, and be the best damned face kickers we can be!

Albert Speer
Captain of the German Vermin.

Twahnlow Votes:

3 Votes: #6 Iron Maiden - A good solid face kicker.

2 Votes: #14 Paris Hilton - TD, completion & a casualty, nice.

1 Vote: #10 Brittany Spears - Ran 2 plays, and almost has the same last name as Albert.”