“A tough game, things didn't go too well for the flings. The BBBs managed to get the ball away and score at the end of the first half. The ref sent of the fling dirty player on his first attempt which was a great help to the elfs, who spent much of their time on the pitch horizontal.

In the second half, the trees cranked up the hurt and kept kicking elfs from the field, the flings joined in after another failed pass and pushed the Puff (the magic Dragon Warrior) into the pudgy fingers of their eager fans. Severely outnumbered the elfs tried to get a hold of the ball, but failed. With Lady Lovely in the clear, a draw in the final turn seemed inevitable. Alas her hairy feet could not carry her into the end zone and the shocked Elfs rejoiced at the surprising victory.

A fun game from a chatty and entertaining coach.”