“<essdubcoast> hello there
<sisseh who shall not be named> hey whats up
<essdubcoast> would your vamps like to be mauled by my flings?
<essdubcoast> :D
<sisseh who shall not be named> sure, why not :)
<essdubcoast> we're a bit stronger than your team
<essdubcoast> you sure?
<sisseh who shall not be named> yeah, its all for fun anyway right?
<essdubcoast> That's what I say
<essdubcoast> proxy: funbash
<essdubcoast> sweden 2

THEN...DURING THE GAME

<red> good luck!
<red> have fun
<sisseh who shall not be named> what happened to my rerolls
<sisseh who shall not be named> good luck to you
<red> Halflings have a chef
<red> his job is to steal rerolls
<sisseh who shall not be named> ohhhh ok
<red> I f you scroll up in the chat box a little
<red> you will see the rolls
<sisseh who shall not be named> i see it
<red> lol
<sisseh who shall not be named> that was weird
<sisseh who shall not be named> well that sucks
<red> damn ref
<red> damn regen :)
<sisseh who shall not be named> I cant believe you made every go for it roll :)
<red> sure feet on all but one fling
<sisseh who shall not be named> figures
<red> man..
<red> tough ref today
<sisseh who shall not be named> yeah but you still ko'd me and I still have no rerolls
<red> yeah...
<red> but you still have 4 vamps
<red> vs my 6 flings
<red> :D
<sisseh who shall not be named> and two treemen :)
<red> yeah
<red> but they only get a hit or two before taking root
<red> lol
<red> see?
<red> \o/
<red> teh fans!!!
<red> :D
<sisseh who shall not be named> what was that
<sisseh who shall not be named> cheap bastard :)
<red> mah FANS!!
<red> you should love my fouls...
<red> 3 boots...
<red> 3 ejections
<red> lolo
<red> yes...
<red> come to me...
<red> lol
<sisseh who shall not be named> thats twice ive fallen down going for it
<red> hahha
<red> if I run out of flings....
<red> I'll foul with the TREE!
<red> trees should get +5 for fouls...
<red> those are big ass feet
<red> awww
<red> LOL
<red> super flingzzzzz
<sisseh who shall not be named> of course
<red> :D
<red> :(
<red> I can't foul with the tree :(
<red> teh take root sucks
<red> blood
<red> lust
<red> is teh sex
<sisseh who shall not be named> dude, what are you doing
<red> I'm doing what flings do
<red> beat
<red> vamps
<red> up
<red> :D
<red> awww
<red> he dropped
<red> :(

|<-- sisseh who shall not be named has left irc.fumbbl.com (Quit)

PM sent...we need to finish our game...etc. His reply:

Sure we can finish, I just got bored of sitting there and watching foul every single one of my guys. I have better things to do than sit through that. You want to finish, we can finish, but don't ever ask to play me again if thats the way you play. Its for fun remember, and thats not fun.

You would think my opponent was the one with 37% luck who suffered 3 Serious Injuries... :D”