“hungry for meat and bones, the warlords of the road crash head to head with Knights of Hell!

The sheaths were discarded, and the scythes of war were unleashed! Hail to the blasting horns of Dark Avenger, who's crushing blows sent two beasts limping off to the medic! Thy evil shines!

And to Ron Walker, thy poor performance redeemed! Launch the ball with arm of Power to the waiting hands of Tor! Touchdown and stalemate!

The winds of fate breath upon Biondi, who foregoes activating the Arm of Death(TM) and upgrades to Guard! Take to the field and show all brothers of the wheel they are not alone in the fight! Hail!

Now, let loose the instincts of man! Feast, party, and blow things up!”