“OCCS Feb. Reeborc Stomp Game 5.
Brimming with confidence, we retired to the local tavern to celebrate. Apparently a couple of the guys got a little too frisky with a group of women there. Red with anger, they challenged us to a match. We accepted to our dismay when we saw their name atop the leaderboard as we approached the field. They took the field with the skimpiest uniforms we had ever seen, causing many lapses of attention by our guys as the game progressed. A couple "wardrobe malfunctions" by the Damsels resulted in our players injuring themselves! They used their deadly combination of looks and skill to grind us into the dust. When the dust cleared, we had been thoroughly embarassed with 2 players careers cut short. We will need to bounce back to have a chance now.”