“The first game of Elf Bowl ends in a draw, with the Drizzt Do'Urden Clone Brigade and the Pranciest Princes each coming away with two touchdowns apiece.

The Brigade held strong in the first half, but a steady stream of KO'd and worse for the dark elf team allowed the Princes to come back strong at the end. Not strong enough for a decisive victory, though, thanks to a last-minute interception by Brigade lineman T'Dzirz.

Neither team looks good in the next round, though. Both the Brigade and the Princes will be down a player, without enough funds for a replacement. Arguably, though, the Princes got the worst of it, with Fluffer's fractured leg causing a niggling injury that the broken ribs of Rid'Tzz did not.”