“Looking at an orc team full of guard, I had no choice but to hire a star. Really, Morg was called for, but I love Nobbla! So no Morg, but instead a chainsaw.....


Select an action for Nobbla Blackwart
Blitz selected.
CHAINSAW used on armor roll.
(4, 3) + 3, (5, 6) + 0, 4: Bobby Sands has been seriously injured!!
(43) Fractured Leg - Niggling Injury


Select an action for Nobbla Blackwart
Chainsaw selected.
Move ended for Nobbla Blackwart
CHAINSAW used on armor roll.
(5, 3) + 3, (6, 6) + 0, 4: Cyril O'reilly has been seriously injured!!
(22) Groin Sprain - Miss next game
(2) Cyril O'reilly does NOT regenerate.


An outrageously good first half was equalled by an appalling second. Balthasargelt feels this was dice rape but, after those Nobbla-inflicted injuries he beat up my team pretty badly. Had he chosen to score instead of stall when 2-0 down (!?) then he may have been able to draw this match. I started the last play with only 7 players and it was a blitz (for him), but with a solitary turn left it was too late.”