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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division · Tournament game
Match recorded on 2009-02-17 06:13:11
Celebrating Time Bowl I round 1
CTV 2760k Gnome
1
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/1/0
 
 
Goblin Cheaters CTV 1740k
2
70k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
3/2/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#14
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
4
-
#15
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
18
1
-
#16
-
-
1
-
1
7
-
-
-
2
-
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
-
-
18
30
-

#4 Oh, Tough Guy, eh – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#10 Turf Builder – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#10 Turf Builder – Smashed Knee (NI)
Of all the teams out there, cheaters are the wild card. If i was facing a different team that I had to give 4 handicaps too, I would have been feeling much better. When I lined up only gnomes, at the end, I knew it was over. It was great to play this team again, but oh my what a match.

It was a fun game, just a little bittersweet for me.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
26
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
3
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#7
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
10
6
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#9
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
3
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
#14
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
3
4
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
6
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
TOTALS
2
-
-
-
1
11
-
-
42
49
5
One hell of a match...

Handicaps
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Duh, Where Am I?
Smelling Salts
Doom & Gloom
It Wasn't Me!
Knuckledusters

I prayed for a virus right off the bat, and secretly wept a little when no virus was to be found...facing a full squad of gnomes that outpowered by little deviant cheaters in both TS & TR was a very terrifying task.

Lots of failures by the cheaters in the first half, inability to knock things over, and the Nurse running rampant devouring her own teammates, left the Genies a fairly easy jaunt to a quick first half score. With doom in clear sight, the match should have been over at this point, but the referee intervened in a gamebreaking way.

Both of the Genie's cannons were ejected, as well as the monstrous AG5 bomber. On the other side of the pitch, aside from an early ejected kicker, no weaponry was spotted in the first half, leaving the cheaters free reign to go crazy. Despite the massive overpowering of chainsaws and bombs, the Jezebels were unable to do much until after scoring at the last minute in the first half.

Another referee interference saw the rest of the Genies bombers ejected, and a few of the Jezebel's weaponry as well, leaving the goblins with a chainsaw and Pogo, and not to mention a booter, to start the second half.

The second half was a drastically different story as the Jezebel's came out fighting and taking names, sawing and kicking everything in sight, forcing the Genies down to 3 players in the finals turns of the game, for a quick walk to the end zone.

A fabulous game, and enjoyable as hell. I genuinely thought the game was over after the first score, and was in shock at the turn of events with the lack of ejections for the cheaters. The referees had 100% control of the game, and decided it with the early first score ejections. Had the ejections gone differently, this game would have been a disaster for the Jezebels, but thankfully the refs saw fit to help them along their way.

GG Tmac.
 
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