“Kondor crossed the pitch and shook hands with Coach Zero. This was the second match between these coaches, and both games had been thoroughly enjoyable.

Today, the Mimes came out on top, but that all came down to only one questionable call. It was one of those that would called insanely brilliant if it worked or terribly silly if it didn't.

After a quick score by the Mimes, the ball was kicked out of bounds, and handed to the mammoth minotaur in the center of the field. The psycho blasted his way forward and found himself alone and surrounded by elves. Helewise blasted the ball loose, and Edeme put in a boot for good measure. Mourdax writhed in agony as the elven boot nearly gelded him. When he recovered, it was in a fit of rage, and a pair of elves found their way to the bench.

Still, the Mimes capitalized on the good fortune and went into the half up by two scores. This proved to be too much for the cattle to overcome and while one score was simple against a depleted team, the second was just too much to ask as the elves played keep away and avoided the chaos squad until the final moments.

Well played coach Zero. I look forward to future matches. ”