“Great performance by the boys who beat the crap out of a confident looking __InSynnSion__, the dark elves fancying their chances with their more skillful players. They had no chance after Nuffle allowed my chaos team - not very vicious looking on paper - to wreak havoc from the very first turn. Extra training and illegal drugs could not help them against unusually strong blocking for the duration of the match.

Highlight of the match was Nobbla who, disgruntled with being singled out for hits by the opponents, picked himself up for a second time and lopped off the head of dark elf blitzer Palourian, bringing a roar of approval from the huge crowds.

With a ref who was ignoring repeat fouls, few elves on the pitch, and not enough fortune for the ball to spill their way - despite my reckless positioning allowing a couple of hits on the ball carrier - Synn could do little to stop me scoring.

Dice pear. No wait, there's a spelling error there...”