“In the 12th game of their Fumbbl world tour Death B4 Glory won a victory that lit up the elven world and delighted all haters of the undead. Playing against a Khemri team that must surely have been hexed before the game they racked up an astonishing 7-0 victory. Despite a get the ref against them in the 1st half they survived the match with no casualties and succeeded in gaining a remarkable 5 sp rolls.

Having displayed a marked increase in agility, Owchy one of the team's blitzers seemed to have gained in strength as well. He was seen hanging around a shady potions stall prior to the game. An intervention into his drug addictions is being considered by the team's coaching staff, although he is very difficult to reason with in his current state, hard to catch and virtually impossible to pin down.

Not to be outdone, in only his second game in BB, Violently Disfigured crossed the opponents goal-line 3 times as well as making a completion. Both the team's Wardancers are starting to understand that their distastefully ostentatious behaviour has marked them for death. The coaching staff has made initial enquiries into replacements that could be quickly transported to the bash territories the stagecoach is currently travelling through.

For any who is interested the team will be looking for challenges from the Undead, Vampires, Necro, Ogres, Rotters, Amazon, Dwarves and Chaos before returning home (in as few pieces as possible) to the homeland to play the best Wood Elf team that their rating will allow them at that point. ”