“Da Knaves was very lucky during dis hole game. All of der players was doing incredible feats of skill. There are investigations on why they did so durn well. Some rumors speculate the Chaos Dwarves used some sort of wizard (which are forbidden in FUBBL). In addition a strange thing happend at the end of the game. Overtime was called, but seeing as both coaches thought the game should be over the players just stood around for the entire time.”