“To the town of Shining Helmsville, beats the war drums of death! Let the ground shake beneath our warhorses and wheeled thrones of metal!

But this town is not defenseless...for the sherrif is....Chuck Norris, the second! (apparently the name "Chuck Norris" was Trademarked, so they needed a "II" on the end to make it different)

Stopped in our tracks, we were stayed at the city limits.

Chuck "You guys got permits for those chariots?"

Scummer "er....no...Mr. Chuck Norris...the 2."

Chuck "Ok...I'm going to fine you all then. Everyone get out your license and registrations for those siege vehicles."

DeMaio "How about you DIE in endless pain!!!!"

In the throes of winged words...a challenge of bloodbowl was issued. Impoundment, or freedom! Let the spiked ball and blood stains decide!

Hail to Tor, Big guy breaker, to you we win this day...and keep our chariots evermore!

And to LOS, your fate is sealed. Proudly hurl thyself into the void! And to Battle Horn, your sin is forgiven! Thy blood on the field, cleansed thy foolishness in the XFL!

DeMaio "A great victory! Now dominate the town! Let the power of the wheel never be erased! And the beer ever flow!"”