“A harsh game for my opponent. A close first kick coupled with some luck meant that I scored early and depleted his secret weapon cache. The fanatics did a poor job of equalizing my minotaurs, who were able to inflict some damage as well. He started the kicks in the second half with 5, then 3, then 0.

However, this situation lead to the funniest thing I have ever seen in fumbbl. With two turns left, the Lay It Out fans decided to start celebrating early, and rushed the field. However, none of the Foreign Objects players were hurt, because there were NONE ON THE FIELD! LOL this is why we play the game.”