“n00bish luck allowed the Storm to finish this match with a draw and an intact roster. Having got the ref at the kickoff, Modite seized an early opportunity to dance on a Chaos Warrior with unfortunately fatal results.

The cloud of blood and bone which sprang up around Modile clearly disturbed his teammates and they didn't foul again - not that they needed to, given the squishiness of the beastmen.

The Storm scored early - Modite being gifted an endzone handoff in a shocking display of SPP farming - although the Butchers pulled level with a well-worked equaliser just as the half closed.

The second half saw the Butchers hold onto the ball until the very last turn but not make much progress into the Storm's half. If we'd got the ball off that Warrior one turn earlier we might have got an undeserved victory - but after seeing dice like bloodelf's there's no way I'm going to complain about being unlucky!

Sorry about the RIP and niggle and good luck with your other games, bloodelf.”