“Stunty Rookie Rumble - SEMIFINAL!

There will be no less than 4 chainsaws in this game! The goblin cheaters have also got 2 bombers, a pogo AND have hired Fumlig da Venomuz Spida to make things harder for us!

We both field one saw each for the first half, with us kicking. Fumlig's poison attack stuns our mino (thick skull!) and their DP gang foul can only restun him. On their 2nd turn their chainsaw niggles our other mino- but luckily he regens!!

We prepare to counter-chainsaw but a bomb sails over stunning our running saw! Meanwhile 1s have stopped our minos from getting a single blitz in- we've yet to roll dice versus the gobbos in two turns.

Our head chef gets MNG's by their saw the following turn so we burn our apo to try and keep him in the game. Our chainsaw blitzes up vs their chainsaw, but only stuns him! Fumlig counters by KO blitzing our saw. Not looking good for us now! We do manage to kill one of their rookie gobbos, but the gobbos are all over us, fumlig causing several KOs and a BH, until we have just a mino and a halfling left on the pitch. They gang foul the mino but can only stun him (no send off despite eye though) and then score on turn 8.

We go for a 1 turn TTM attempt but only manage to MNG our halfling with the ball! One of our saws has now been sent off vs just their pogo stick. We will have just 8 for the 2nd half.

And we start poorly, with a 3d mino blitz giving us a triple both-down. They counter with a bomb that KOs a mino and a halfling, use their poison to KO our block chef, then DP gang foul our prone mino for a niggling (regenned). We have just 4 players left on the pitch! And with no players we can't do anything to stop them, and they skillup a few players with completions, removing every player we have from the pitch by turn 5 before scoring their 2nd touchdown and sliding into the final.”