“Brutal game with lots of smack being laid down by both sides. The ladies apparently trained with somebody who called herself "The Slayer" in preparation for the game, and it showed; Lost in the Jungle racked up a whopping five casualties, and pulped two members of the Happy Funtime Gang so severely that they couldn't be re-assembled.

Lost in the Jungle took the opening kick off, but turned the ball over on a muffed pass. The Gang took control of the ball and managed to push their way into the end zone before the half.

The second half turned into a wild scrum that saw the ball change hands several times. Mummy Sandy Dandelion finally got his Destruction Schwerve on and sent a few Julgle Bunnies off the field in stretchers. The Gang threatened to score a couple of times, but just wasn't able to shake loose from a swarming Amazonian defense . . . but luckily, the ladies couldn't find the handle on the ball and consistently left it on the ground. The whistle blew with the ball laying on the turf.

Congrats to my opponent on a wild, fun game.”