“The stench of death and despair filled the stadium... the Maulers coach really needed a bath!

It was bad news for the Maulers from the outset with Duke Steelhelm missing the game after claiming he hurt too much still. Others thought he was just too embarrassed to take to the field again!

This game was never going to be about the passing game, and the only agility on display was the crowd dodging the players that were thrown into them!

Both sides employed similar tactics, but the Khemri were more up for it on the day, as by the end of the 1st half it was still 0-0, but only 5 chaos players were left on the pitch! However, the khemri did lose Billy Gunn to a wicked trip by Zag Coarsehair!

The coach gave his pathetic squad a right going over at the half time interval, but his words went into the ear of these crazed evil lunes, and out the other, slightly mutated, ear!

However, the chaos team applied pressure in the khemri half of the field in the 2nd half, but the WWE All Dead thrower wasn't fazed. After all, the worst that could happen to him was death... and that had already happened!

After many minutes of brawling, the khemri kept possession and made their way up the field, while the chaos side were either blaming each other in the KO box, or were face down on the pitch!

1-0 to the Khemri and there was nothing the Maulers could do in reply, except bleat on about "bad luck"... which was not quite the truth, but they had to blame something other than themselves!”