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Match Result · Blackbox division
· Gamefinder game
Match recorded on 2009-03-19 21:39:44
60k
3/4/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
5
-
1
21
-
-
43
69
5
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
-
-2
6
40
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#4 Fundin Goldenaxe – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#4 Fundin Goldenaxe – Smashed Knee (NI)
#5 Brimir Trollscourge – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#5 Brimir Trollscourge – Serious Concussion (-AV)
“Another total disaster for the Short Stoppers, and one of such epic proportions that the team are seriously considering calling it quits right here and now. Nyrath Orchammer's hand was smashed by a filthy hobgoblin who trampled him when he'd been knocked down, and the doctors say his playing days are over. Even more seriously hurt was the team's newest member, a promising young Troll Slayer named Brimir Trollscourge, whose career was ended before it really even began. And Regin Silverheel has been ordered to sit the next match out or risk permanent damage.
The Stoppers won the toss and decided to kick first, hoping to gauge the opponent's skill and try to gain an advantage. All such hopes were dashed in the very first moments, however, when the All-Stars hammered through our defenses like a miner through sandstone. The foul kindred were fierce, and our poor lads were soon separated, and slowly ground into a bloody pulp. There were only 9 boys left to take the pitch at the end of first half. We knew we were doomed.
Second half was our drive. And despite being hopelessly outnumbered, the lads made a good effort, and Haldan did get close with the ball, but he was swiftly taken down by the Hulk, who also picked up the ball. A minotaur, making a run for it with the ball! Now we've seen everything. The All-Stars kept pounding our boys into the pitch, and the medical team barely had enough time to carry them all out of the way so they don't get trampled any worse.
This wasn't a match, it was a massacre. We don't know what dirty tricks the foul kindred used to gain such an advantage, but no trick is too low for their immoral nature. But they've left town already, and they'll have gotten rid of any secret weapons by now anyway. They seem to have stolen a lion's share of the gate money as well, but that's hardly surprising at this point.
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Congratulations to GeneralCael for the brutal and total victory. Whatever your sacrifices to the chaos gods were, they must've been well pleased to have granted all your team such supernatural strength. =) Time will tell if the Stoppers ever recover fully, but if they do, I hope we'll have the chance to have a rematch someday.”
The Stoppers won the toss and decided to kick first, hoping to gauge the opponent's skill and try to gain an advantage. All such hopes were dashed in the very first moments, however, when the All-Stars hammered through our defenses like a miner through sandstone. The foul kindred were fierce, and our poor lads were soon separated, and slowly ground into a bloody pulp. There were only 9 boys left to take the pitch at the end of first half. We knew we were doomed.
Second half was our drive. And despite being hopelessly outnumbered, the lads made a good effort, and Haldan did get close with the ball, but he was swiftly taken down by the Hulk, who also picked up the ball. A minotaur, making a run for it with the ball! Now we've seen everything. The All-Stars kept pounding our boys into the pitch, and the medical team barely had enough time to carry them all out of the way so they don't get trampled any worse.
This wasn't a match, it was a massacre. We don't know what dirty tricks the foul kindred used to gain such an advantage, but no trick is too low for their immoral nature. But they've left town already, and they'll have gotten rid of any secret weapons by now anyway. They seem to have stolen a lion's share of the gate money as well, but that's hardly surprising at this point.
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Congratulations to GeneralCael for the brutal and total victory. Whatever your sacrifices to the chaos gods were, they must've been well pleased to have granted all your team such supernatural strength. =) Time will tell if the Stoppers ever recover fully, but if they do, I hope we'll have the chance to have a rematch someday.”
We quickly skipped to the bright side, though, as it was also yet another opportunity for us to show them the errors of their choises in life.
As we always do when we're about to face dwarves, we pulled a couple of big, juicy "cousins" from the slave-mines to sacrifice to the Great Gods, as everyone know that the only good dwarves are dead dwarves.
As usual the Great Ones approved of the sacrifice and our pure intentions, and the match proved good and bloody. Aside from the sacrifices, though, no dwarves left the game dead. We did that on purpose, so the wretches can return to their caves with broken spirits, spreading their fears among their brothers, dreading the day they ever run afoul of the mighty Chaos Dwarves again.
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InkRose turned out to be a great sport, and he kept on fighting through his own skulls and 1's, and my pow's and cas-rolls. I'm sorry it turned out so one-sided, as you definately deserved a fighting chance. I would offer you a rematch if you decide to recover, but since it's blackbox, it really isn't up to me. Try sacrificing a dwarf to the chaos gods.. Might work :-)
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