“The lizards were having trouble getting match. They asked a dwarf team and a lizard team...both coaches didn't respond! Then came an offer to them! An Amazon team, Crossdressers, who were coached by a very capable coach, Dhaktokh, asked the Lizards for a match. While the Lizards only had one tackler (the famous, Fourth Angriest Lizard) and the Crossdressers were +24/10, the Lizards couldn't refuse. It was a mix of their two favorite things...Blood Bowl and women!

...needless to say, when the Crossdressers came onto the pitch, the Lizards were in for a shock. Although they were an 'amazon' team...these...guys...definately weren't Amazons.


The Lizards received first. It was a bad kick, but didn't go out. The Ball landed almost on the LoS. But what do Saurii care about where the ball lands? They don't...they just care about beating stuff up. While they were put off by seeing men...in dresses...wearing make-up, they bashed well. The first turn showed only one pushback(with only one tackle on the team, that was really good), one stun, one KO, and one casualty. Unfortunately, the ball was dropped...but it was covered by several lizards.

Knowing that the key to success this game was to get the Fourth Angriest Lizard out of the game, the 'ladies' rushed him. He fell, and a DP came in for the foul...but armor wasn't even broken. On top of that, now half of the Crossdressers were on the opposite side of the pitch from where the ball was. The amazons had gone out of position and didn't even break armor!

Unfortunately, coach WindexChugger had a mind lapse, and had benched both DP's for the opening drive. As if they needed a DP. Nuffle gave the Lizards pow after pow. Almost every single down broke armor, although they were mostly stuns. The Fourth Angriest Lizard was on a rampage. He dealt two casaulties in the first half, and even more KO's. And to top it off, a saurus had picked up the ball first try. Things were going great.

Finally, when a failed block by a skink opened a hole in the Lizards' defenece, the Crossdressers made their move. But...a failed GFI, burning the reroll, followed by a failed block ended the amazons' only hope.

The Lizards continued to beat the down Crossdressers until T8, in which they scored.

The Crossdressers' fans were going crazy. In the last moments of the half, just before the Lizards kicked off to the amazons, the fans tied up the Ref! But it was for only play...and the foul was a stun. The half ended with the Lizards up 1-0...but the Crossdressers had good KO rolls and were ready for revenge.


The two teams set up opposite each other. The Lizards kicked and...Blitz!! A saurus and skink got around the spot where the ball would land, and another skink got right under the ball. And he caught it!

The Crossdressers went for the same tactics as the first half...get rid of the Fourth Angriest Lizard. Even with a reroll, they couldn't bring him down. The Lizards went back to the bashing game. Once all the Crossdressers were on the ground, they scored.


Lizards kicked off again, this time without a blitz. The Crossdressers hurried...if they scored quickly they could tie it up during the Lizards' drive. The Fourth Angriest Lizards targetted the intended catcher, but failed the second block...falling right in front of the Crossdressers' unused DP! The Lizards were out of positions, and the Crossdressers moved the ball downfeild. They fouled the Fourth Angriest Lizard...stunned. They then ran the ball towards the endzone but snaked on a GFI!!

Lizards scrambled for the ball, but were unable to cover it. On their T7, the Crossdressers scored. It would not be enough time to score again.

The amazons lined up one last time, and the Lizards prepared for two turns of blood. But they were only able to knock down a single 'lady', and only one receiver got back field...the Fourth Angriest Lizard.

The Crossdressers blocked back, but were unable to cause any damage. With a line of AV7 standing in front of him, the Papa Lizard finally(!) managed to roll a pow on his multiblock...stunned and KO'd. It would have been great...if it wasn't T16. The rest of the Ladies were bashed around, and then the ball was moved. A good pickup, run to the Fourth Angriest Lizard, handoff(with reroll)...dropped.

It was a great game to be Lizard. The Crossdressers had a harder time, failing dodges, GFI's, and blocks all over the place. When they finally got chance to be moving the ball...it was a blitz.

But there were three great things that happened for the Lizards' this game. They got out of their losing record: now they're 27/22/27. Secondly, the Fourth Angriest Lizard broke 100 SPP, the first player that WindexChugger has coached to reach that. Finally, Coach WindexChuggers' rating had broken 160! He had, a few games earlier, broken the 160 mark only to drop below it again two or three games later. Hopefully, the Lizards will pop up into a winning record, sealing WindexChuggers' "160" status.


It was a good game, and Dhaktokh took it with a grin. A very cheerful and talkative coach, even though he was sick!

Get better soon. Sorry about your dice, Dhaktokh, they decided the game. Rematch anytime.”