“Okay, so: all was going well, Spankers receiving, BLITZ! lookin' good.
A scrap ensued, and a Spank elf RIP-dodged, MonkyTonky remarked that it was rather unlucky, I agreed. AND THAT VERY MOMENT I rolled quadruple skull/both down. Turnover. Spankers score.

2nd half: Blitz! against me and the single quick pass that could make the mess straight was a fael after RRs even.

So being in a rather hopless situation I did a tactical experiment and did a silly whining rant all through half 2 (I had to make up most of it since my luck was average). I spam-whined, until my blodger got a 1db at the ball carrier, downed him, and the ball went over the sideline and scattered 12 squares away straight into my completely free Dirty Player's hands.
DP made the TD at a walking pace. (that also ended the foulwar that made a nice background theme)

WHINING FTW!”