“Ouch - who would've thought a Human vs. Human match up would have been so brutal. First turn, Captain Whip-smart needed saving from the grave, which meant that the superstar catcher Skunks had no one to help when he was assaulted later in the game.

Another two players will be missing the next game due to injuries, one picked up in a smashing tackle that knocked one of the opposition clean-out. At least Mr.Big was making an effort. Too many of the other boys went down to self-inflicted knock-outs, somehow punching themselves in the face, instead of the opposition. I thought the boys were over this, but it looks like I'll be needing to send them off to camp to man-up again.

Wait a minute, in the last game the Bokonon boys were falling over a lot again. In this game, at least half the team came out after the first TD wearing tutus. I think there is some conspiracy between the opposition coaches. I am positive I saw jimmyfantastic with a wussifying ray-gun. It looked just like a normal ray-gun, but pinker. Where can I buy one?”