“Coach Mendifonte spoke to his brave men.

'Aight ye smelly drunkards. Its time to stand for what you've been lerneen these last months'

Oscar Sanchez yelled 'YARRRRRRR! DRINKING BOOOOOOZE!'

Coach Mendifonte was about to say something, by captain Garcia Calvo was there before he could open his mouth, raising his team mate by his ear.

'Listen to da boss, ye idiot... He has a plan'

Sanchez sat back in the bench, with nothing more than his honour pounded.

Garcia Calvo made a apologizing gesture to his coach, so that he could continue. Mendifonte nodded.

'We must win the game. I have heard that those goblins are ruthless and efficient. We havent travelled this far to go back to Valhalladolik with my hands empty. Are we clear?'

The whole team answered as one:

'AYE COACH!'

Coach Mendifonte stared at the eyes of his men. He could see a mixture of emotions: mostly hatred, and anxiety. Normal things before a bloodbowl game.

Doctor Tesilibar entered the changing room, whispering to Mendifonte's ear.

'I spiked their Alligatorade.'

Mendifonte nodded, he didnt need to know anything else.

'Alright peeps. LETS GO!'

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Handicap for Royal Valhalladolik was Morley's Revenge, which affected Lothar Matthäus (troll), Bierhoff and Paauwe (both goblins).
Matthäus seemed a little out of action for the first drive, and with the norsemen receiving, goblins though it didnt looked well for them. And they were right.

Norsemen managed to almost clean the whole LoS except for the awesome Berti, that got fouled with no result.

The norsemen started to move slowly towards the enzone, KOing and surfing a greenskin into the injured box, just to let Asenjo score without opposition.

Some goblins came back from the KO box, but Alvaro Rubio and Nano just decided to honour their spaniard heritage and have a little siesta (that lasted 8 turns, actually).

Goblins tried everything, TTMing included, but didn't work. That added to two blitzes against left them in poor position to resist the norse push.

In a sidenote, Sanchez got hurt, and Mendifonte asked Doctor Tesilibar not to heal the linemen from the hurt obtained during the game, just to show him and his men whats their respective place in the team.

KUDOS to Emrys, who coaches one of the most difficult races in this glorious game. Stood the beating without a sore word coming from his mouth, and believe me it was a harsh one.

So...Whats next now?”