“Our gobbos face Neograf's chaos. Their main threat will be their only player with block, a chaos warrior who also has a claw- if we can remove him things will be sweet! We have a chainsaw to make this a little easier... and their handicap is IRONMAN! They give it to their big-hand beastman instead of the chaos warrior though.

Before kickoff the opposing coach ogles the oversized spikey boots sported by our superstar gobbo Gimp and says he's "hoping for a good ref". And in fact, this makes us realise our wimpy fans haven't got the ref in something like 15-20 games! Immediately after this they kick off and our fans get the ref!!

We KO their troll and then our first DP foul MNG's a beastman and the chainsaw is now started.. this could be good! Turn 2 and a gobbo MNG's a beastman with a 2d block and our gang foul badly hurts a rookie chaos warrior. Turn 3 we KO another rookie warrior with the saw (meaning there's no one to foul this turn as they aren't engaging us). Turn 4 and it's a KO each from saw + DP so they have just 4 players left on the field, though their claw-block warrior has now KO'd 2 gobbos. On turn 8 we KO the claw-warrior leaving just their ironman beastman on the pitch when we score.

Poor KO wakeups from the chaos side (with 2 attempts) see 4 players remaining KO'd at kick off for the 2nd half meaning we have 11 (including our DP and the chainsaw) vs just 5 players. We easily steal the ball and then start putting in the pain! The ref finally sends Gimp off after his third foul in a row this half, though their troll has now succesfully niggled Nobbla.

With the game secure we go after a cleared pitch (apart from the ironman that is), putting in the fouls every turn and almost managing it- by the time we score on turn 16 there's mr ironman and a stunned beastman left on the pitch.

Thanks for the game Neograf, Get The Ref + your abysmal KO recovery rolls meant it was never a contest, but that's blood bowl for ya. Kudos for being a good sport vs the gobbos' incessant fouling!”