“Our gobbos are up again, this time vs ione's dark elves. They get one handi of Morley's which hits 2 gobbos (including our DP/block/AGI4!!).

We have a chainsaw and 15 players for the third game running!!

We start well, with our T1 foul badly hurting a lineelf (they had just 11 players for the game), and then the chainsaw doing fairly well for a couple of turns. But the dark elves are attacking us very tenaciously and soon there's a scramble for the ball- they eventually get the better of us, filling our cas box (including a MNG on our supergobbo w/ apo fail and also KILLING nobbla!). They try a reroll-less dodge from a DT gobbo to score on turn 7, but he's knocked over and badly hurt! The crowd throws the ball down to next to our troll but we fail to pick it up and on turn 8 the darkies grab it, dodge, pass and score in typical elfy fashion.

With 5 casualties and a KO we have just 9 vs 8 as we kick for the 2nd half. And things go terribly from the start, with both our trolls failing to move and our gobbos knocked over all over the pitch. We are reduced to 7 players by turn 2 and the game looks pretty much over with the dark elves in control, as they score on turn 4.

We try for a consolation TD despite being outnumbered, running through and making a loose screen, but we can't do it as they blitz around and badly hurt the ball carrier, then smack down all our remaining gobbos. They even have a chance at a counter TD on their last turn but manage to drop the handoff.

Well won ione, we got destroyed!”