“ A crazy match with some terrible luck on both sides! Orcs fell to Elvish punches as skulls were rolled. Deft Elf runners tripped over their feet and ended up KO'd as they rolled 1's on the GFI's. It really, really looked like The Wood Elves would score during the first half, but through bad luck on their part, the Greenskins won the ball back and held out to a draw.
During the second half, as some KO's were accumulated on the pointy-eared side, an opportunity presented itself, and a heavily protected ball carrying blitzer charged to the end-zone for a late TD.
Funnily enough, The Wood Elves didn't suffer even a single injury of any kind, and fell as many times to failed sprints as they did to Orc fists!
The most fun match I think I've ever played!”