“This game was mucked down in a blizzard for the entire match. A hard hitting and efficient first half for the Monuments stopped the Disk from scoring. But the cold was taking its effect. Towards the end of the first half, the beastmen were starting to get sloppy. Two of them were stung in blocks by lone orc linemen. The second half opened with more of the same. Someone had unplugged the heaters in the Chaos locker room, and the Beastmen came out as cold as they went in. It took three tries to get a handle on the icy ball, and as soon as the beast man picked it up, Speedy Redshoe was there to Knock him out of the game. We have confirmed that the injury to the beast man was not serious and he is expected to play next week. Demoralized, the entire chaos team lay on the frozen tundra and refused to get up. Grotty Gobsmack scooped up the ball and suantered lazily into the endzone at the very last second.
"Weez had em in a korner. I didnut see no reezon to gib dem a shot at hittun us on a kick." Said Grotty about his stalling for the score.”