“Rhasoonda Rodents fans were amazed to see that they came out with a victory in this lopsided game where only four Rodents were left on the field half-way through the second half. A rampant Serpent team tore through the rats ranks time and again, knocking out Skaven left and right.

The match started with a messy first drive for the Rodents who rode their luck to a touchdown by Stormvermin rookie Chuck E Cheeze who received a pass from Gutter Runner Jaques Brie and scampered into the end zone. The Serpent answered right back with a score from huge Saurus War, who got the ball into his hands via a horrible kick-off and never let go.

The second half was a mess. Bad ball-handling skills from the Serpent players led to a confused melee that ended in a lucky touchdown from Rodents Gutter Runner Rodney McSqueak, and after that the carnage began. Rat after rat left the field on a stretcher and the Rodents were not helped by the referee deciding to send off Linerat Stilton McStilton after a vicious foul.

The Serpent looked poised to score an easy touchdown when the ball-carrying Skink suddenly screamed in agony and dropped to the ground clutching his hamstring - in his attempt to go for it he injured himself and the game ended with a surprising 2-1 win for the Rodents.”