Da big boss sayz for me ta write to ya to have da NAF look inta da Greenskinz locker room cuz dem boyz wuz greezed up and slippy. Weez couldna get our mittz on der grotty throatz cuz deyz keep dodgin' away like sum panzy elfs. Better den dem elfs come to think of it...dat's why weez registerin' a formal complaint see. Da big boss himz really mad so youz better do somethin' bout it 'for he startz bashin stuff. He sayz he gonna start 'iz bashin' wid you.
Sinsneerly,
Snotty Nozepicka
Da onlee guy on da team dat ken reed n' rite too gud”
Da big boss sayz for me ta write to ya to have da NAF look inta da Greenskinz locker room cuz dem boyz wuz greezed up and slippy. Weez couldna get our mittz on der grotty throatz cuz deyz keep dodgin' away like sum panzy elfs. Better den dem elfs come to think of it...dat's why weez registerin' a formal complaint see. Da big boss himz really mad so youz better do somethin' bout it 'for he startz bashin stuff. He sayz he gonna start 'iz bashin' wid you.
Sinsneerly,
Snotty Nozepicka
Da onlee guy on da team dat ken reed n' rite too gud”