“Savage game for my opponent who suffered only very serious injuries.

I should have won, comfortably. The troll got injured in the 1st turn - 74spp off the field - and a blitzer soon followed. But then Nuffle intervened, and I couldn't do anything of note except, well, cause injuries. Despite having heavy cover on the ball having overrun the orc drive, all of a sudden I became unable to hold on to it. Partly bad play, partly bad dice, I just couldn't seem to get the ball clear again and in the last two turns of the half failed to knock over a single player.

In fact, a loss looked inevitable after my drive emulated my opponents, my team losing players quickly but fortunately just knock outs. The ball broke, and legendary blitzer Centi-1 sprinted clear, but Conquer had other ideas, running through mutliple tackle zones to save the day before ending the career of the other orc blitzer who dared to pick up the loose ball.

Conquer performed so well in this game that he moved up a notch, gained the kick skill, but also gained an injury in the process.

Just to rub salt in our collective (albeit differently sized) wounds, Nuffle then drives away fans from both teams.”