“War machines strike! Let the roars of the diesel beasts, spikes upon the chariots, and bloodlust in our eyes, assail the orcs with the power of the wheel!
Hail the power of Dark Avenger who slams orc helm into the ground! Their armor and green skulls prove no match for the Horns of Hades! Tonight, the power of the lords of pain annoint thee child of chaos!
But this day belongs to Rhino Hellburn! Crushing orcs in his wake, Rhino dashes forth with the sands of time slipping in the final hour! All seemed lost! But he hears his name whispered on the winds and calls him to glory! Turning around, he catches the bullet pass from Ron Walker...beats down the charge of orc fury...and hits the nitroboost to propel into the endzone! Stalemate in the final turn16!
DeMaio "and now the runes of fate are pleased. The 16th man has returned! The Guzzler! A promising catcher who rides fast, plays hard...and chugs down more Springfield Brew than a dwarf on St. Paddy's Day!"
Hail the power of Dark Avenger who slams orc helm into the ground! Their armor and green skulls prove no match for the Horns of Hades! Tonight, the power of the lords of pain annoint thee child of chaos!
But this day belongs to Rhino Hellburn! Crushing orcs in his wake, Rhino dashes forth with the sands of time slipping in the final hour! All seemed lost! But he hears his name whispered on the winds and calls him to glory! Turning around, he catches the bullet pass from Ron Walker...beats down the charge of orc fury...and hits the nitroboost to propel into the endzone! Stalemate in the final turn16!
DeMaio "and now the runes of fate are pleased. The 16th man has returned! The Guzzler! A promising catcher who rides fast, plays hard...and chugs down more Springfield Brew than a dwarf on St. Paddy's Day!"
Battle horn sound...let demon made man, RIDE!”