“This was beyond uneven. Kicking off, my LOS were on their butts before I moved and these little penguin guys were swarming everywhere.
Stupid penguins.
The remainder of the match was spent watching my idiot backline fail to pick-up the ball and those annoying gutter runners stealing in a putting in a TD. In the second-half the boys finally attempted to even the numbers and by the last drive only 5 of the opposition were standing. Could I steal a last minute TD? Nope.
My team are a bunch of idiots. All of them. Especially the really stupid ones. Yes, I'm looking at you Bokonon. You are a big Ogre. He is a little bird that looks like he is wearing a tuxedo. SMASH HIS FACE IN!!!! GO ON!!! DO IT!!! NO!!! DON'T PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE!!! NO. no...
no...
I have just learned to check my oppositions coach rating before accepting a match. One TD was a thing of beauty. A mass bundle of men and penguins. 3 men and an ogre surrounding the ball-carrier. A series of 2D blocks and chainpushes. The ball-carrier doesn't even need to dodge to get to the endzone. Well played that man/penguin/skaven!
“one of 2 things happens when you start a game with 11 rats: you score lots before your players die; or you die lots before you score. fortunately for me this time it was the former.
A fun game vs a really cool opponent :) good luck with your team horsehawk :)”
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Stupid penguins.
The remainder of the match was spent watching my idiot backline fail to pick-up the ball and those annoying gutter runners stealing in a putting in a TD. In the second-half the boys finally attempted to even the numbers and by the last drive only 5 of the opposition were standing. Could I steal a last minute TD? Nope.
My team are a bunch of idiots. All of them. Especially the really stupid ones. Yes, I'm looking at you Bokonon. You are a big Ogre. He is a little bird that looks like he is wearing a tuxedo. SMASH HIS FACE IN!!!! GO ON!!! DO IT!!! NO!!! DON'T PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE!!! NO. no...
no...
I have just learned to check my oppositions coach rating before accepting a match. One TD was a thing of beauty. A mass bundle of men and penguins. 3 men and an ogre surrounding the ball-carrier. A series of 2D blocks and chainpushes. The ball-carrier doesn't even need to dodge to get to the endzone. Well played that man/penguin/skaven!
I learned quite a lot from this game.
Thanks Forrest!
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