“Snacklet died the way every gobbo should....in ridiculous circumstances. Having forgotten to score when within sight of the endzone he was battered to the floor, only to jump back up collect the ball and run once more to the finishing line. Just one extra step was needed, but snacklet stumbled and fell and promptly exploded in a rain of gore.”
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His brother Matamoros III will be the next sign of the team. There will be blood!
Thats for sure...”