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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2009-05-05 16:06:54
CTV 1730k Tomb Kings
2
Winnings 40k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/3/2
 
 
Human CTV 1720k
0
60k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
0/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
2
-
-
4
-
-
-
4
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
5
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#4
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
6
-
#6
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
25
-
-
#7
-
-
2
-
-
4
-
-
1
5
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
1
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#14
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
10
1
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
TOTALS
2
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6
-
1
23
-
-
36
29
3
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
#7
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-
-6
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
4
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
TOTALS
-
1
-
-
1
6
-
-
4
21
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#3 Beef – Smashed Knee (NI)
#8 Peter C – Dead (RIP)
#12 Mr. Big – Dead (RIP)
#13 Tiger-Face Jr. – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
daberserker must be the luckiest coach in the world. He only managed to score his two TDs through sheer luck. Once he had removed all my players from the pitch it took him some lucky walking up the pitch to score his second, and he only just managed to stop me scoring in reply through some extremely lucky 3d blocks. :)

I'm not sure what just happened. Death, despair, failing apo rolls. Bokonon United were taken apart piece by piece in the first half. For most of the second half there were no Bokonon players on the pitch.

Brave performances from Fishgills McGinty and The Mysterious Nigel though, standing on the LOS and duking it out mano-a-mummio(a-mummio-a-anothermummio etc...).

Bokonon United will not retire though. No, they will be reborn. They will return. They will die ignoble deaths at the hands of a bunch of jumped up bandaged tarts again. BOKONON FOREVER!!!!
 
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