“Absurdly lopsided dice. The only 1 I rolled was probably the apothecary. No, not quite true, I did roll plenty of 1s for IGMEOY. Azure, on the other hand, had elves with snakes in their pants. Snakes here, snakes there, snakes everywhere.
Azure struggled for pows, and when he really didn't want them - such as preparing a crowd push - he hit a clean pow. It was just one of those games. I'm sure Azure is happy that his team survived with minimal damage given how poor his dice were.
To replace the terribly named Lacerate, a new beastman called Azure's Revenge has been hired.”
“Decided to enter the GLT with our team...so we went out searching for a prep game and oh boy did we ever need it! We have a LOT of work to do before our team has a chance in the GLT for sure!
We got our collective butts handed to us today in every possible way! Chainsaw was also entered into our notebook under catagory of "payback required!"
Until next time - then revenge shall be ours!!”
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Azure struggled for pows, and when he really didn't want them - such as preparing a crowd push - he hit a clean pow. It was just one of those games. I'm sure Azure is happy that his team survived with minimal damage given how poor his dice were.
To replace the terribly named Lacerate, a new beastman called Azure's Revenge has been hired.”