“It was a victory for the realm of Unlife tonight. Spookshow International made fine use of their ghouls throughout this evenings event. Led by international recording superstar Lenny, the ghoul squad (the Marquis de Sade, Slim Shady, and Andre 300 Icecold) deftly manuvered around the pitch, utilizing their blazing speed and dodge to their greatest advantage. The heavily muscled troupe of Obould's Pride tried, but failed to emerge victorious, though they did manage a sloppily executed double-turnover (apple-twist) to a touchdown late in the second half. Much to Oboulds pride, the team did manage to keep up their string of casualty causing blocks, fortunately, no one was seriously injured.”